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June 04, 2012
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codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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June 03, 2012
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June 02, 2012
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Advertising Threat

chaystar:

This is awesome 

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June 01, 2012
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finefools:

glamydia:

excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology

more like chukka that shit in the garbage 

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May 29, 2012
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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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May 26, 2012
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  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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May 25, 2012
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EA GAMES

challenge everything

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May 22, 2012
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May 22, 2012
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Book club with authors

  • Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
  • JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
  • Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
  • JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
  • Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
  • JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
  • Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
  • JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
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May 21, 2012
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In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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